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Scott Meltzer is the head writer and chief performer for Comedy Industries. He has degrees in math and computer science from U. C. Berkeley where he graduated with honors. An ex-IBMer and a Watson Scholar, he chooses to spend his time juggling knives on a six foot unicycle. He has performed at more comedy clubs, trade shows, and corporate events than any other computer programmer in the world.

In addition to his performing skills, Scott has written commercials for radio, computer code for database systems, interviews for professional wrestling and over two hundred scripts for trade shows, training sessions and other corporate events. Scott has also taught comedy writing since 1991.

Scott started performing as a child actor at the age of 10 with the award winning San Jose Children's Musical Theater alongside such future stars as Charley McGowan, Megan Hart, Paula Mulcahey and Eilana Lappalainen.

In college, Scott met John Park and together they formed the American Dream Comedy Team. They won first place in The San Francisco Street Performers' Festival, an honor which led to lucrative bookings in Japan, Hong Kong, and Australia. These first international shows led to further bookings back on the streets of San Francisco. Oh well.

After graduating in 1986, Scott and John became the featured act in the glitzy Las Vegas revue "Splash." They moved on to "Superstars and Stripes" in Atlantic City where they received rave reviews. This critical acclaim led them to even greater success back on the streets of San Francisco. Oh well.

Joe Lake, producer of the Children's Miracle Network Telethon, gave Scott and John their first national television exposure. The show went so well that Scott appeared with John (and later with Rich) for nine straight years on CMN telethons. Eventually the glamorous whirlwind that is telethon television spat them out like a used Kleenex, and Scott and Rich returned to the streets of San Francisco. Sigh.

Scott has never forgotten his roots as a street performer, probably because he was constantly being reminded of them. However, now that he has created Comedy Industries, he has left the streets for good. At least for now.

Résumé
Scott has entertained audiences around the world on television, at comedy clubs, trade shows, corporate parties, sales meetings, seminars, fairs, and festivals. Whether working solo or with one of his Comedy Industries' partners, Scott has captivated audiences everywhere he has performed.

CASINOS
Atlantis - Atlantic City, NJ
Caesar's Palace - Lake Tahoe, NV
Harrah's - Lake Tahoe, NV
El Dorado - Reno, NV
John Ascuaga's Nugget - Lake Tahoe, NV
River Rock - Geyserville, CA
Riviera - Las Vegas, NV
Tropicana - Atlantic City, NJ

COMEDY CLUBS
Cobb's Comedy Club - San Francisco, CA
Comedy Circuit - Salt Lake City, UT
Comedy Stop - Atlantic City, NJ
Fringe Club - Hong Kong, China
Rooster T. Feathers - Sunnyvale, CA
Tommy T's - San Ramon, CA

Corporate Clients
Trade Shows & Industry Expositions

CRUISE SHIPS
SS Azure Seas
Hornblower
HMS Queen Mary
San Francisco Spirit
MS Stardancer

EDUCATION
Scott earned degrees (with honors) in both Computer Science & Math from U. C. Berkeley

FAIRS
Alameda County Fair
Arizona State Fair
California State Fair
Cloverdale Citrus Fair
Gold Country Fair
Idaho State Fair
Los Angeles County Fair
Oklahoma State Fair
Orange County Fair

Renaissance Pleasure Faire
San Benito County Fair
San Mateo County Fair
Santa Clara County Fair
Shasta Trinity Fair
Siskiyou Golden Fair
Sonoma Marin County Fair
Stanislaus County Fair
Utah State Fair
 
OPENING ACT FOR
Bill Cosby
Bob Hope
Charlie Daniels Band
The Drifters
George Burns
Harry Anderson
Huey Lewis & The News
Jerry Garcia Band
Kenny Loggins

Kevin Pollack
Marie Osmond
The Oak Ridge Boys
Rich Little
Ross Perot
The Smothers Brothers
Starship
Tanya Tucker
Weird Al Yankovitch
 

PRISONS
California Medical Facility at Vacaville
Folsom Prison
San Quentin

SKILLS
Acting: Audio&Tele-Prompter, Comedy, Corporate Presenting, Improv
Balancing: Unicycling, Stiltwalking, RolaBola, Rolling Globe
Juggling: Balls, Clubs, Rings, Knives, Torches, Bowling balls, Whatever
Other: Fire Eating, Script Writing, Straitjacket Escapes

TELEVISION
Angela Alioto commercial (principle, local)
AM Singapore (1 appearance)
Cartoon Classics (6 appearances)
Children's Miracle Network Telethon (9 appearances)
Comedy Corner (2 appearances)
Evening Magazine (3 appearances)
GTE Wireless commercial (principle, national)
Good Time Cafe (2 appearances)
Informix commercial (voiceover, industrial)
Mr. Krinkle, Primus Music Video (stunts)
Romper Room (4 appearances)
Running Amok in America (1 appearance)
The Ray Martin Show (4 appearances)
TGI4 (1 appearance)

THEME PARKS AND FESTIVAL MARKETPLACES
Disneyland - Anaheim, CA
Great America - Santa Clara, CA
Ghirardelli Square - San Francisco, CA
Holland Village - Nagasaki, Japan
Horton Plaza - San Diego, CA
Pier 39 - San Francisco
Suntec City Mall - Singapore
The Anchorage - San Francisco, CA
The Cannery - San Francisco, CA
Universal City Walk - Hollywood, CA
Universal Studios Hollywood - Hollywood, CA