DAN
(As BARRY is attempting to do 3 PING PONG BALLS.) Wait. Is this some sort of joke? [JOKE.]
Will he really attempt to do three ping pong balls using only his mouth (Barry preps for three by using his hands.) … And his two hands? [JOKE.]
(Barry drops while laughing at Dan’s Tag.) And the floor? [TAG.]
(NOTE: In the YouTube example above, Dan combined the two lines above into one, but usually he did them as two separate laughs like I’ve written here.)
And folks, notice how he picks them off the floor and puts them right back in his mouth. [TAG.]
That’s right Barry, wash them off in that bowl of saliva right there. [TAG.]
BARRY
Is my mic on?
DAN
Very mature. Folks, you don’t realize how special this is. Only 5 or 6 jugglers, in all of Hollywood … [JOKE.]
Can do 3 ping pong balls with their mouths.
BARRY
Really?
DAN
And Barry,
BARRY
I didn’t know that.
DAN
One of those jugglers is a 6 year old girl. [TAG.]
BARRY
Really?
DAN
She can do 3 Barry.
BARRY
I didn’t know that.
DAN
And Barry, she has no lips. [TAG.]
(BARRY spits a PING PONG BALL into the audience as a spit take to DAN’s previous line.) [TAG.]
BARRY
Seriously. Where does she work?
DAN
You Ma’am, please wait, wait, wait. Put it in your mouth and spit it back to us. [JOKE.] (Audience chants for her to do it.)
BARRY
Don’t tease it. Make the commitment. [TAG.]